Dani and Liam were learning about dinosaurs and he said that they found dinosaur bones by digging in rocks. And Dani told him the word for that is paleontologist- "Do you wanna practice it?" He replied, "Practice, I don't need practice"-- Then he closed his eyes for a second, opened them, and said confidently,
"Pay-Liam-tologist. Got it". Then he was off to the next thing.
This morning on my way out to work bright and early he was on the front porch in his undies squirting me with a little water gun. In the middle of the barrage he stopped, gave me the routine high five, thumbs-up, knuckles that I get every time I leave, then he kept on shooting until I was out of range.
After dinner he had all his pirate gear on and he and I were on the couch steering the ship around the shark, which was little Elsie kicking happily on the floor. He's also been spending most of his play time with some random rope he found laying around, which he ties up to things and 'climbs' up mountains. And sometimes he ties up his mom by her belt loops to the computer chair when she's not paying attention.
Last night I fed Elsie rice cereal for the first time. She took it well and most of it went straight down the pipes. Except for when she shoved her foot in her mouth right after I'd get a spoonful in, then it was all over the place.
Liam was talking with Dani about getting bigger, and he said "Yeah, and when I'm BIG, *I* will be the boss of DAD!!"
Whenever there's more than two of anything, he always says there are three. It's his own little word for lots. He pronounces three as "free". And he gets really excited when there are free of things.
"Dad, I'm getting big, huh? Yeah, but mom doesn't want me to get big, because she wants me to stay small so I can snuggle. But guess what? I'm going to get big. I take lots of naps and that's what gets me big."
Dani and the kids went to play group and Liam was running around and came back to Dani and said " I tried to chase the girls to get them to play with me but it didn't work. Then I started yelling "I'm not going to hurt you!" at them, and it still didn't work."
Elsie's rolling over both ways all over the place and she's never quite where we left her on the floor when we come back-- always a few feet in a different random direction. Liam can get her to crack up basically on command.