Here's what we learned last night from the debate:
Obama apparently thinks we all have vision and hearing problems by the way he prefaces every comment ("Look..." or "Listen..."). Good thing he's got healthcare ALL figured out so he can fix that.
And healthcare REALLY needs to get fixed fast, so that McCain can get his robot arms replaced.
If you don't vote for McCain, you're dissing a close friend (How many times did he say "...my friends"?)
Russia is the Evil Empire. Still. And always. Once we're done with Afghanistan, they're next. Maybe bin Laden's hiding behind Lenin's tomb. We don't exactly have any other leads...
The real Maverick, Mel Gibson, might become our next Treasurer. He did play Braveheart, right? That was a long movie- so he's got plenty of leadership experience.
So, I think I'm just going to vote for Tina Fey for president. Her debates are about as good as anybody else's.
If you're bored... (I/we don't necessarily condone these, but I(Brady) found them entertaining if nothing else.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkCrfylq-E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbkrtDGDAbw&feature=related
7 comments:
I would SO vote for Tina Fey.
hear hear!
your words are wise and true good brother! seriously- for the first 30 minutes of the debate troy and i were almost convinced mccain's microphone hand was a prosthetic. how did you like their little mic slide/drops they'd do at the end of making a point? i was really hoping mccain would break out into rhyme and challenge obama to an mc battle. i bet if it had been tina fey she would have been down.
xo
Oh this was a great blog -we got some fine chuckles out of it!! Who REALLY wants this job anyway? Can you even imagine? Besides, as far as Camber is concerned, the big count down is for her 16th birthday!
I really do love my country. Really, I do LOVE it!!
if camber was turning 35 in november (that's the minimum age right?), i'd vote for her.
that would have been SO sweet if McCain the McMan and Barack "Tupac's back" Obama started having a rap off. They should really set that up. Did you see the SNL skit of their debate? "I have a proposition... three nights of rap-'til-you-drop."
haha. that is exactly what i learned from the debate as well, brady.
and i think i'll vote for liam for president. the way he was waving that banana around he looks like he's really ready to get something done. and his new words are preparing him to be quite the diplomat:
"i'm OPEN for talks, but not without preconditions (or preparations)."
"PLEASE get OUT of our country if you are here illegally."
"has anyone tried CHIPS or POPCORN with Kim Jong Il? maybe he's just hungry."
"the only kind of AIRPLANES that belong in the pentagon are PAPER ones."
is his VP spot still open? Emery's is available. she may be a little snotty-nosed but she's tough. :)
britt- haha! those were great. Liam would welcome Emery onto the ticket.
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