cool kid quotes

"For my birthday when I'm five I'm going to have a Darth Vadar pinata. For Elsie's party she can have a Jesus pinata, 'cause that's what she likes. Also, 'cause Jesus likes kids."

Liam:Papa Richard is going to catch me a unicorn.
Mom: Really?? How's he going to do that?
Liam:  Just because he's tricky.

"I'm sneakier than an Indian in the woods
This is how you be sneakier... First thing- hide behind trees.
Next- be faster than the white guys"
(All the while he is running from tree to tree and hiding at the park)