"First you put an uncomfortable belt on me right before I went to school
It was so tight that I couldn't get it off, even in an emergency
So when I went to the stand-up (urinal) I had to pull my pants down too far
Then 2 big kids came in and started to tease me cause they could see my bum
I didn't fight with them, I just gave them angry eye brows
Then after they left I accidentally peed in my eye
Then when I got back to class I realized my clothes were wet too
I had to tell my teacher
She had to find me new clothes.
Then I had 20 stuffy noses."
-The end.
Some days are better than others. Regardless if you are navigating kindergarten or living in a serious adult world, there are times we all metaphorically pee in our eyes and get teased by big kids. Other days, life is smooth & easy.
Luckily it usually seems to even out in our favor.
2 comments:
Pee in the eyeball sounds like a crazy rough day, but angry eyebrows over fighting is a something to be proud of. I sure miss you guys!
xo
Loved everything about this post!
Big hug to my boy!!
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